Eggbert Nobacon 3:38 Thu Jul 21
Bob Geldof sums Essex up in one sentance
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"You're wearing wall to wall Primark"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3701114/Fans-walk-festival-millionaire-singer-Bob-Geldof-launched-foul-mouthed-rant-wearing-Primark-clothes.html
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Mad Dog
4:19 Fri Jul 22
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Your best mate is fake / made up?
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Jasnik
2:28 Fri Jul 22
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Sentence....
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HairyHammer
1:28 Fri Jul 22
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I can describe Essex in one or two words 1) Fake 2) Made up.
A place created for the cooler Fake Tanned Cockney.
I am just joking of course, My best mate is from Essex.
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greenie1
1:17 Fri Jul 22
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Went off him when he started demanding more money and banging the table at Live Aid.
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riosleftsock
11:24 Thu Jul 21
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He was quite prescient (assuming it was sir Bob and not Johhny Fingers)
Night fell fast, like it did in the past when the phone rang
Twice and a voice said "I think I'm alone"
I gave my advice and the voice said "Nice, but suicide
leaves such a bad
aftertaste on the soul."
Chorus:
Oh ain't you glad that we live on an island,
You can choose your own way of being killed,
You can jump off a cliff and get drowned in the sea,
Or be dashed 'gainst the rocks and get split,
And it could happen to you (no it won't happen to me)
It could happen to you...
....And if it do then you're a true blue sui-
Side by side they waled into the tide, till it rose to their nose and then
They kissed with their eyes "goodbye."
They were seen to smile just before they dived, dead lovers don't have much
Except a certain desperate sense of style...
But ain't you glad etc.
There were a lot of crazy problems that they couldn't resolve
A lot of tricky questions which they just couldn't solve
The main problem was of course he couldn't say "no"
On your marks, get ready, steady here we go.
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Russ of the BML
11:14 Thu Jul 21
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Geldof is a gobby shit cunt paddy bastard. He can fuck right off.
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bertie
11:10 Thu Jul 21
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I suppose live aid's legacy is that there is no longer 3 million people starving in Ethiopia, they survived and breed like rabbits and there are now 10 million
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Gentleman Jim
10:42 Thu Jul 21
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Nurse, whilst simultaneously helping keep the Russian arms industry ticking over too?
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Hermit Road
10:41 Thu Jul 21
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They do, fortunately it's in influencing people to disagree with them.
The country owes both of them a profound gratitude due to their Brexit efforts.
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Gentleman Jim
10:41 Thu Jul 21
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Tell me why.
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Gutted?
10:38 Thu Jul 21
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The funniest thing is Geldof and Izzard think they have some influence.
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Nurse Ratched
10:33 Thu Jul 21
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Of course Geldof's done a bit of good. How could all those African dictators and warlords afford all those weapons without the aid money rolling in?
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Gentleman Jim
10:31 Thu Jul 21
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Summed up by one of essex' own
"No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on famine. He's been dinning off I Don't Like Mondays for 30 years."
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cholo
10:19 Thu Jul 21
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He's a bit of a nob but all he's done is baited the crowd a bit, some of whom seem to have got the hump because they clothes shop at asda rather than primark.
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Lertie Button
10:08 Thu Jul 21
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I'm no fan of old Bob, but to be fair Any Old Iron, he did a wee bit of good.
His Missus was a pathetic wanna be groupie, fuck me she fancied Simple le Bon.
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Hermit Road
9:39 Thu Jul 21
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To be fair to him, it was touch and go on Brexit till he got involved so I haven't got a bad word to say about him.
Thabks Bob.
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bruuuno
9:35 Thu Jul 21
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Geldof is a true, true mug
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Man of Iron
9:34 Thu Jul 21
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Cheeky cunt looks like he got dressed in a charity shop power cut.
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bertie
9:29 Thu Jul 21
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It's all part of his act, saw him at latitude last year and he came on and had a go at everyone, saying how "mega" they were. To be fair he did try to get everyone going, but it was a hot Sunday afternoon and people were still recovering from the night before.
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Tomshardware
9:07 Thu Jul 21
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Boomtown Rats never were The Who though were they.
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Side of Ham
8:17 Thu Jul 21
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I prefer him when he's in drag as the new prime minister.
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